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Death Chuck Norris Jokes
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The Grim Reaper keeps Chuck Norris in his emergency contacts.
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The Grim Reaper keeps Chuck Norris in his emergency contacts.
Chuck Norris missed a flight, so the destination came to him.
Chuck Norris once knocked on death’s door; death pretended not to be home.
Chuck Norris packs light; the suitcase carries itself.
Chuck Norris does not fear the end; the end requests an appointment.
Chuck Norris needs no passport; borders introduce themselves.
Chuck Norris once had a near-death experience; death still talks about it.
Chuck Norris takes the scenic route and scenery takes notes.
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