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Animals Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris does not restart his computer; the computer apologizes and continues.
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Chuck Norris does not restart his computer; the computer apologizes and continues.
Chuck Norris taught his goldfish how to fetch.
Chuck Norris’s password is the last thing hackers ever guess.
Chuck Norris can herd cats using only a raised eyebrow.
Chuck Norris’s browser history includes tomorrow’s weather.
Chuck Norris taught a parrot to keep a secret.
Chuck Norris’s phone stays at 101 percent to leave room for emergencies.
Chuck Norris whispers “sit” and every dog in town finds a chair.
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