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Explicit Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris divided by zero and got a polite remainder.
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Chuck Norris divided by zero and got a polite remainder.
Chuck Norris can make a swear jar apologize for its language.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice during a short coffee break.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar and the punchline left quietly.
Chuck Norris knows the square root of a circle.
Chuck Norris tells jokes so dry the punchlines carry water.
Chuck Norris solved for x; x now sends holiday cards.
Chuck Norris can make an awkward silence ask to leave.
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