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Math Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris divided by zero and got a polite remainder.
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8 Curated Math Jokes
Chuck Norris divided by zero and got a polite remainder.
Chuck Norris proved a theory by raising one eyebrow.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice during a short coffee break.
Chuck Norris’s lab coat has a doctorate.
Chuck Norris knows the square root of a circle.
Chuck Norris put the scientific method through peer review.
Chuck Norris solved for x; x now sends holiday cards.
Chuck Norris discovered an element that refuses to appear for anyone else.
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