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Developer Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a closed door.
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8 Curated Developer Jokes
Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a closed door.
Chuck Norris writes code that debugs the programmer.
Chuck Norris brings a pillow to a fight so his opponent lands comfortably.
Chuck Norris found the final bug; it now works in quality assurance.
Chuck Norris can settle an argument between two mirrors.
Chuck Norris can push to production without waking the bugs.
Chuck Norris can disarm an alarm clock before it rings.
Chuck Norris’s code comments explain the future.
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