Chuck Norris joke topic
Fighting Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a closed door.
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8 Curated Fighting Jokes
Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a closed door.
Chuck Norris does not seek enlightenment; enlightenment checks his calendar.
Chuck Norris brings a pillow to a fight so his opponent lands comfortably.
Chuck Norris can ring a church bell over the phone.
Chuck Norris can settle an argument between two mirrors.
Chuck Norris’s moment of silence has surround sound.
Chuck Norris can disarm an alarm clock before it rings.
Chuck Norris’s guardian angel wears a seat belt.
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