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History Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris taught his goldfish how to fetch.
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Chuck Norris taught his goldfish how to fetch.
History repeats itself because Chuck Norris allows one retake.
Chuck Norris can herd cats using only a raised eyebrow.
Chuck Norris remembers tomorrow with perfect accuracy.
Chuck Norris taught a parrot to keep a secret.
Chuck Norris signed a history book; it became a primary source.
Chuck Norris whispers “sit” and every dog in town finds a chair.
Chuck Norris missed history class and the timeline developed a gap.
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