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Religion Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris wore socks with sandals and fashion changed its mind.
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8 Curated Religion Jokes
Chuck Norris wore socks with sandals and fashion changed its mind.
Chuck Norris does not seek enlightenment; enlightenment checks his calendar.
Chuck Norris irons a shirt by looking at its wrinkles.
Chuck Norris can ring a church bell over the phone.
Chuck Norris’s casual Friday is listed in fashion week.
Chuck Norris’s moment of silence has surround sound.
Chuck Norris’s old boots are displayed as formal wear.
Chuck Norris’s guardian angel wears a seat belt.
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