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Career Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris submitted a blank exam and the teacher learned three new subjects.

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Chuck Norris submitted a blank exam and the teacher learned three new subjects.

Chuck Norris’s résumé lists “gravity” under direct reports.

Chuck Norris graduated before the first bell rang.

Chuck Norris got promoted before accepting the interview.

Chuck Norris raised his hand and the whole class got the answer.

Chuck Norris’s career ladder has an express elevator.

Chuck Norris got detention and the principal served it.

Chuck Norris’s entry-level job came with a corner office.

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