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Science Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris does not season food; flavor rises to the occasion.
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Chuck Norris does not season food; flavor rises to the occasion.
Chuck Norris proved a theory by raising one eyebrow.
Chuck Norris orders medium-rare toast and the chef makes it happen.
Chuck Norris’s lab coat has a doctorate.
Chuck Norris flips pancakes without moving the pan.
Chuck Norris put the scientific method through peer review.
Chuck Norris slices onions and the onions hold back tears.
Chuck Norris discovered an element that refuses to appear for anyone else.
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