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Money Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris’s résumé lists “gravity” under direct reports.

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Chuck Norris’s résumé lists “gravity” under direct reports.

Chuck Norris’s wallet has its own credit rating.

Chuck Norris got promoted before accepting the interview.

Chuck Norris gives his piggy bank financial advice.

Chuck Norris’s career ladder has an express elevator.

Chuck Norris pays exact change with one coin.

Chuck Norris’s entry-level job came with a corner office.

Chuck Norris’s loose change has a retirement plan.

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