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Sports Chuck Norris Jokes
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History repeats itself because Chuck Norris allows one retake.
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History repeats itself because Chuck Norris allows one retake.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game with a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris remembers tomorrow with perfect accuracy.
Chuck Norris scored a goal before the match was scheduled.
Chuck Norris signed a history book; it became a primary source.
Chuck Norris’s warm-up lap breaks the course record.
Chuck Norris missed history class and the timeline developed a gap.
Chuck Norris’s victory lap starts before the starting whistle.
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