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Celebrity Chuck Norris Jokes
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At Chuck Norris’s gym, the dumbbells ask for a spotter.
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At Chuck Norris’s gym, the dumbbells ask for a spotter.
Celebrities ask Chuck Norris for permission before becoming famous.
When Chuck Norris skips leg day, leg day writes an apology.
Chuck Norris’s autograph signs itself.
Chuck Norris’s treadmill has a “please slow down” button.
Chuck Norris gets standing ovations from empty rooms.
Chuck Norris curls barbells that are still bolted to the floor.
Chuck Norris photobombed a satellite image from indoors.
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