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Gym Chuck Norris Jokes
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At Chuck Norris’s gym, the dumbbells ask for a spotter.
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8 Curated Gym Jokes
At Chuck Norris’s gym, the dumbbells ask for a spotter.
Chuck Norris won an election with one vote and no opponent dared recount it.
When Chuck Norris skips leg day, leg day writes an apology.
Chuck Norris’s campaign promises are already completed.
Chuck Norris’s treadmill has a “please slow down” button.
Chuck Norris filibustered with a single meaningful pause.
Chuck Norris curls barbells that are still bolted to the floor.
Chuck Norris debates both sides and they agree with him.
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